Breaking news - Alert Noted - Interest Declined

Whether you’re dodging drama, skipping small talk, or just trying to make it through the day without extra nonsense, this shirt sends the message loud and clear — with a smile.

Why You’ll Love It:

• For those moments when you’re not mad… just not participating

• A hilarious “breaking news” spoof without any actual attitude

• Gets laughs everywhere — work, the lake, the store, family gatherings, all of it

T-Shirt Details:

• Soft mid-weight fabric for comfort

• Premium feel with a classic unisex fit

• Preshrunk material for consistent sizing

• Double-stitched seams for long-lasting durability

• Most solid colors: 100% cotton

• Heather colors: cotton/poly blend

Care:

Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Do not iron decoration.

Shipping:

Each shirt is made especially for your order and typically ships within 2–4 business days.