For the captain whose give-a-sh*t meter left the chat years ago. Ideal for boats, bars, and anyone avoiding the drama.

Why You’ll Love It:

• Premium, soft feel

• High-quality print that won’t crack

• True-to-size fit

T-Shirt Details:

• Soft mid-weight fabric for comfort

• Premium feel with a classic unisex fit

• Preshrunk material for consistent sizing

• Double-stitched seams for long-lasting durability

• Most solid colors: 100% cotton

• Heather colors: cotton/poly blend

Care:

Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Do not iron decoration.

Shipping:

Each shirt is made especially for your order and typically ships within 2–4 business days.