SH*T Gauge T-Shirt

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For the captain whose give-a-sh*t meter left the chat years ago. Ideal for boats, bars, and anyone avoiding the drama.

Our Classic Tee gives a structured look that elevates the basic t-shirt. Its sturdy cotton fabric keeps edges crisp and holds shape through repeated washes.  

  • 100% cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
  • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • Pre-shrunk jersey knit

Care: Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners.  Do not iron Decoration.  Tumble dry low or hang dry.

SH*T Gauge T-Shirt

$27.99

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SH*T Gauge T-Shirt

$27.99

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